The Very Short Post that We were Dared, Nay, Double-Dog Dared...

[Title Cont.] ...(where were we?)(ah, yes) Nay, Double-Dog Dared that We Couldn't Write Because It Seems as though We Never Write Short Posts, That They, Indeed, All Tend to Run on the Longish Side But Even Though We Tried to Explain that Longish is Just the Way We Roll When It Comes to Posting, There was that Dare, That Double-Dog Dare Staring Us in the Face, the Kisser, if You Will (and you Might), So Without Further Adieu, the Very Short Post that We were Dared, Nay, Double-Dog Dared that We Couldn't Write (and this actually was about to Repeat the Entire Title But Even We Have Our Limits, so If You Would (and you Might), Please Repeat the Title Yourselves, Until Your Hearts Either Break at the Sadness of it All (the title, We mean) or Sing at the Gladness of it All (still speaking of the title, actually)(although if your heart wants to break for whatever sadness or your heart wants to sing at whatever gladness, we would like you to be aware that here in the PBJroom, we support such breakages and singings)(not, mind you, that we encourage breakage, because that feels wrong)(where were we?)...
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Hi.

So It Goes.